Guys! You’ve gotta help me! I can’t stop eating pizza! This is my 8th slice tonight.

  1. rightintheface said: I approve of this message. Godspeed.
  2. popularconscience said: fart on it then you won’t want it
  3. questioningly said: HAHAHAHA that’s awesome! You go, girl! Well I guess I should be telling you to stop…but I’m not gonna lie, 8 slices is badass.
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